Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
I will never make it.
When the beat drops while you’re on the elliptical. Vine by Austin Miles Geter
mom: you can’t lie in bed all day and do nothing you have chores to do
me: close my door on your way out